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why am i always the last one picked for dodgeball when three of the kids are fucking crippled

Okay, hear me out. I don't want to be rude, but they can't even throw the ball that well. What the fuck?!

This all started back in 3rd grade. In 1st and 2nd grade, I was considered to be one of the best, usually picked 3rd to last. However, when 4th grade rolled around, the Team Captains, Johnny and Chad, always picked me last. Johnny literally picked Crippled Chris, and he can't even use his arms! He have the arm crutches, and cries everytime he gets hit by the ball. Fuckin' pussy.

There's also Wheelchair Wilson, and he has Carpal Tunnel. He picks up the ball, and starts crying like the little bitch he is. When I pick up the ball, I can actually throw that shit. And far too. But FUCKING CHAD thinks that since I can only throw the ball about half-way across the court, I'm more worthless than Limping Lenny, the fucker without a leg.